Thursday, September 07, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/7/06

Finding quotes every day proves challenging, not because there isn't an endless supply of wonderful things people have said, but because I first have to settle on a topic or word to ground the quote(s) I choose. To this point, I would happily welcome suggestions for quote topics or words.

Today's word is WONDER.
Albert Einstein
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.

Anais Nin
The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.

M.C. Escher
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.


Writing Challenge Follow-up -- Ta Dah!!!

The winners have been announced over at the Smug Cloud, so I can now reveal which short story was mine.

Remember that we had to write a story of exactly 200 words, and include all of these words: blackmail, cumbersome, discombobulated, edacious, intrigue, namby-pamby, poppycock, procrastinate, tawdry, vicarious. Here was my response.



Cameron let himself procrastinate while watching his new client leave. She had a dancer’s body, a tawdry wardrobe, and a massive bank account. His kind of woman. The kind that could leave a man too discombobulated to do his job.

He blinked, and picked up the file she’d left behind. The case had little intrigue. She’d cheated on her husband, and now some edacious vulture had photographs good enough for blackmail.

She’d fired the previous PI for his lack of progress and (her words) “namby-pamby” approach to her case. She used several nasty phrases to describe him, but beneath her anger still seemed unsure when she told Cameron, “He said I should pay the bastards what they want.”

“Poppycock!” Cameron snapped. He’d made a promise to stop swearing in front of ladies, which was proving to be a vocabulary challenge.

The case notes were cumbersome and of little value. This other guy had clocked enough hours for a new plasma TV, but clearly had scant talent as a PI. A good PI has to be more than a good observer. The best PI gets vicarious thrills from the low-lifes he investigates.

And sometimes, from his clients too. Cameron blinked again.

Well it won't win a Pulitzer, but it was fun to write! And I won the contest, which is just too cool because there were really fun entries in the mix.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Words on Wednesday: Intelligence Test

Have you tried this intelligence test?

We did this among family, friends and coworkers, and found it was only possible to complete as a group effort.

Note, I had to use an alternate site because the original link isn't working tonight. But if I see it come back up, I'll post that link, along with the links to 2 follow-up tests of the same type.

Quote of the Day, 9/6/06

To keep to the theme of pirates for the day...

Walt Disney
There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.

"Jack Sparrow" in Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl
Wherever we want to go, we go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and sails; that's what a ship needs. Not what a ship is. What the Black Pearl really is, is freedom.

Words on Wednesday: Journey Wench, Arrrrrrgh!

I found a nifty little translator today, that let's you switch from standard English to Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Pirate, etc....

Some of their selections are tasteless. But the Pirate one is a real winner. Test it out with this link.

Oh, and if you click on the picture below, you'll see a snapshot of what the Pirate translator did with my blog.

Added note: The link above works well for translating web sites, but not for entering text. If you want a site where you can enter text and get Pirate-translation back, use this one.





Tuesday, September 05, 2006

My New Words Were a Bust

I got very excited when I saw that the folks at Mental Floss used one of my new words, plutobstinance, in this post. Thought for sure that meant I had a fighting chance of winning their coin-a-new-word contest.

Alas, it was not to be. And so I give you, probably for the last time you'll ever read or hear them, the 4 words I tried to make stick:

trinomychosis (Try-NO-me-CO-sis) - the insanity that can accompany the choice to be identified by one’s first, middle and last names

The investigators and many of the press were ready to believe that John Mark Karr’s tale was yet another story of trinomychosis, as was believed to be the case with John Wayne Gacy and Mark David Chapman, among others.

plutobstinance (Ploo-TAWB-stin-ints) - irrational refusal to accept changing scientific assumptions

In an act of blind plutobstinance, she continued to say “My very excellent mother just served us nine PIES!”

cognutia (Cog-NEW-sha) - inane trivia

Most Americans can rattle off astounding amounts of cognutia (such as the names of the 7 Dwarfs) but cannot name 2 cabinet members or 2 Supreme Court justices.

fabrilliant (Fuh-BRILL-yent) - all at once fabulous and extremely intelligent or brilliant

The words I coined for this contest are simply fabrilliant, don’t you agree?

Quote of the Day, 9/5/06

In honor of children going back to school, and their teachers....
D. H. Lawrence
The sense of wonder, that is our sixth sense.

Thomas Edison
If we all did the things we are capable of doing we would literally astound ourselves.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery
If you want to build a ship, then don't drum up men to gather wood, give orders, and divide the work. Rather, teach them to yearn for the far and endless sea.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/4/06

Steve Irwin has died, and it's a big loss to the world of animals, ecologists, preservationists, kids-who-love-crocodiles, and adults who love being kids-who-love-crocodiles.

Quotes today are from Steve Irwin:

I believe that education is all about being excited about something. Seeing passion and enthusiasm helps push an educational message.
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My belief is that what comes across on the television is a capture of my enthusiasm and my passion for wildlife.
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Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker, but crikey, education's the most important thing.
Very sad.


Are You Nonseussical?

Dr. Seuss grew up in the same city I did, and graduated from my high school. The Mulberry street of To Think that I Saw it on Mulberry Street was just a few miles from my home.

Yes, I've always felt a special connection to Dr. Seuss.

Which is why I was horrified to only score a 2 out of 10 on this quiz.

Sigh...

You Don't Know Jane

For any Jane Austen fans out there, this is a great little quiz. See if you are worthy of calling yourself a true fan.

I am not worthy. I scored a 7 out of 18.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/3/06

Well, I'm a day late to post quotes in honor of my parents' 45th anniversary, but thought it worth doing, even late.
Amy Bloom
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Mignon McLaughlin
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Simone Signoret
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.




Vote for Me! Vote for Me!

No seriously, vote for the short story you think is best. I won't even tell you which one is mine.

Go here for the story-contest entries and instructions for voting.

The stories are only 200 words each, so it is pretty quick to get through all 8 entries and decide which one you like best. Remember, our contest rules required that we use the following words, so don't be suprised when you keep reading them over and over:


discombobulated
blackmail
edacious
namby-pamby
poppycock
vicarious
tawdry
cumbersome
procrastinate
intrigue

Vote early. Vote often.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/2/06

On the theme of remembrance, and the connection of remembrance to artistic creation...

The Talmud
There are stars who's light only reaches the earth long after they have fallen apart. There are people who's remembrance gives light in this world, long after they have passed away. This light shines in our darkest nights on the road we must follow.

John Keats
Poetry should... should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts, and appear almost a remembrance.

Gian Carlo Menotti
Melody is a form of remembrance. It must have a quality of inevitability in our ears.


Remembrances: A Grandfather's Lesson

Several weeks ago I mentioned that I wanted to post a series of remembrances. By remembrances, I mean short stories that highlight the character of someone we want remembered.

My first remembrance was about my dog Sam. The second was a story about my great-grandfather, as told by my father.

I haven't done much to collect more remembrance-stories since then, though I'd gratefully accept any that people care to send my way.

In the meantime, I came across this post today, and I think it fits in nicely with what I'd like to do. Please click here.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/1/06

Procrastination is my watch-word of the day, so I offer three quotes on the topic.

Abraham Lincoln
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

William Shakespeare
In delay there lies no plenty.

William James
Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.

Magnetic Poetry by Nancy

Mother Reader reminded me to revisit Magnetic Poetry and see what I could make of it. I was limited to 20 words and only the word selection they offered, which is not to make excuses for what follows, but only to describe the writing challenge.
Sorrow fades.
You become
a brilliant cascade
of dreams --
my happy cycles
my summer songs --
delicious,
uncertain,
forever.

Nancy's New Words, Coming to a Conversation Near You

Did you remember to coin your new words for this contest?

I submitted 3:

trinomychosis
plutobstinance
cognutia

But if you want to know what these fabrilliant new words mean, you have to look at the comments in this post here.

Ooh, there's a 4th word!

A Little Poetry For You (Guy Wetmore Carryl)

My selection for Poetry Friday comes from a book I read many times as a child, called 100 More Story Poems. The following was by far one of my favorite poems when I was growing up, and even as an adult I've been seen reciting this at a party or coffee-house on occasion.

I hope you enjoy this! Some other Friday, I may offer another poem from the same book, entitled "God's Judgement on a Wicked Bishop," which is wonderfully gruesome and was another of my childhood favorites. For now though, something a little lighter....

(My favorite lines are the last two before the "moral.")

The Embarrassing Episode of Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet discovered a tuffet,
(Which never occurred to the rest of us)
And, as ’twas a June day, and just about noonday,
She wanted to eat -- like the best of us.

Her diet was whey, and I hasten to say
It is wholesome and people grow fat on it.
The spot being lonely, the lady not only
Discovered the tuffet, but sat on it.

A rivulet gabbled beside her and babbled,
As rivulets always are thought to do,
And dragon flies sported around and cavorted,
As poets say dragon flies ought to do;

When, glancing aside for a moment, she spied
A horrible sight that brought fear to her,
A hideous spider was sitting beside her,
And most unavoidably near to her!

Albeit unsightly, this creature politely
Said, "Madam, I earnestly vow to you,
I’m penitent that I did not bring my hat. I
Should otherwise certainly bow to you."

Though anxious to please, he was so ill at ease
That he lost all sense of propriety,
And grew so inept that he clumsily stept
In her plate -- which is barred in Society.

This curious error completed her terror;
She shuddered, and growing much paler, not
Only left tuffet, but dealt him a buffet
Which doubled him up in a sailor knot.

It should be explained that at this he was pained;
He cried, "I have vexed you, no doubt of it!
Your fist’s like a truncheon." "You’re still in my luncheon,"
Was all that she answered. "Get out of it!"

And THE MORAL is this: Be it madam or miss
To whom you have something to say,
You are only absurd when you get in the curd
But you’re rude when you get in the whey!

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Happy Blog Day! Tag, You're It!

Oooh, I'm so excited.

I got tagged today for a blog post, and Liz from A Chair, A Fireplace and a Tea Cozy listed me as an interesting blog. Only 8 weeks in, and I'm famous...

Let the party begin!









Here are the BlogDay 2006 rules:

Find five new blogs that you find interesting.

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Notify the five bloggers that you're recommending them on BlogDay 2006.

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Write a BlogDay post today with a short description of each blog, and a link back to each one.

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Add a BlogDay 2006 Technorati tag and/or link back to the Technorati BlogDay 2006 page.

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Link to the BlogDay website.

My five (tough to pick just 5) "interesting blogs" are listed here:

Big Window - a great mix of art, poetry and creative prose to discuss; also, Robin is kind enough to present an occasional writing challenge, which I always enjoy.

Blue Rose Girls - thoughtful and though-provoking discussions about their pursuits in the world of children's books, art, and creativity.

Crossword Bebop - my very first blog... found him while fighting to survive the Starbuck's Ultimate Coffeehouse Crossword Challenge. Word of the day, crossword musings, and a little music thrown in to jazz things up.

Jen Robinson's Book Page - anyone who can create lists of 200 cool girls and 175 cool boys of children's literature is a person whose writing interests me!

Mother Reader - one look at her profile and you'll know that Mother Reader knows how to take serious issues and infuse just the right amount of humor to make her thoughts that much more clear. Great reviews of children's books, among other things.


Technorati tags:

Quote of the Day, 8/31/06

Two from Glenn Ford
If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower.
...
It's more difficult to go down a mountain than to go up. A lot of people don't realize that. Don't forget when you're going up you're looking at the side of the mountain. When you're going down, you're looking at nothing.

Lines spoken by Glenn Ford

From Gilda
Pardon me, but your husband is showing.
...
I hated her so I couldn't get her out of my mind for a minute.

From Blackboard Jungle
Yeah, I've been beaten up, but I'm not beaten. I'm not beaten, and I'm not quittin'.

My personal favorites are Courtship of Eddie's Father and Pocketful of Miracles.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Quote of the Day, 8/30/06

Spiders, spiders, spiders:
From Charlotte's Web
"Do you understand how there could be any writing in a spider's web?"

"Oh, no," said Dr Dorian. "I don't understand it. But for that matter I don't understand how a spider learned to spin a web in the first place. When the words appeared, everyone said they were a miracle. But nobody pointed out that the web itself is a miracle."

From Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
He never knew how long he was in the creature's clutches; he only knew that the darkness suddenly lifted enough for him to see that the leaf-strewn ground was now swarming with spiders.

...Spiders. Not tiny spiders like those surging over the leaves below. Spiders the size of carthorses, eight-eyed, eight-legged, black, hairy, gigantic.

Yeah, somehow I think Rowling is not the fan of spiders that White was.



Tales of Horror (Scary Spiders)

Here was my writing exercise for the day, left as a comment to this post over at the Deblog.

Scariest spider I've ever encountered...

3 years ago I moved into an old-ish house in New Jersey. The basement was pretty wide open, but had plenty of scary parts (not to compare with my current terrifying basement, which I only visit when the need is positively critical -- I think there are more spiders in there than in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)... okay back to my story...

I was doing laundry one day (current house has washer and dryer upstairs, thank god) and on my way back to the stairs, I saw a large black spider out of the corner of my eye. It was sitting halfway up the wall, and it was SO LARGE that my first thought was, who left that silly Halloween decoration down here? Seriously, it was at least 1 1/2 inches across the BODY ALONE. Plus big legs. Oh my god this was the biggest spider ever.

So I went upstairs and got my can of Raid. I never let my Raid supply run out -- it is more important to me than food or toilet paper. Back downstairs to face down Mega-spider. By now, the spider seemed to have doubled in size.

Deciding I needed a good strategy against a beast of this size, I first sprayed the Raid on the floor beneath the wall where the spider sat. I created a poison puddle about 18 inches wide and 9 inches out from the wall. Then, from a distance of about 8 feet away, I started spraying up the wall....

When I hit the spider with the Raid, the spider immediately dropped into the poison puddle. UNDAUNTED, the spider looked me in the eye and began walking out of the puddle towards me ("Ha! I spit at your puny poison, human!"). The distance between us got a lot smaller pretty quickly, and I backed up, and kept spraying and spraying the spider.

The fumes were overwhelming. I was seriously imagining myself fainting from the poison spray, and all I could think was that that THING would surely get me then.

At long last, the power of the spray pushed the spider in the other direction, and I continued to use the liquid to push the spider against another wall. I kept spraying until the spider drowned -- I don't think the poison touched him. (Okay, I know the poison finally got him, but it took half a can of Raid to do it!)

I called Orkin the next day, and have never been without an exterminator since.


Okay, I tried to add a picture that closely resembles the actual spider I jousted with. Ew! Ew! Just finding that picture has me checking the corners of my room. And that's the nice picture. There are other pictures of the same type of spider that are much much scarier. I won't post any picture or tell you what type of spider, because if you see the pictures, you'll have nightmares. The same nightmares I'm now looking forward to tonight.

Words on Wednesday - Create-a-word Contest

The weekly contest over at Mental Floss asks contestants to coin a new word. You have till Friday to come up with a new funny, topical word. Oh yeah, and use it in a sentence.

Go here for more details.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Best Juggling I've Ever Seen

Am I the last to see this "world famous" juggling act?

If you haven't seen it, please, go here. Watch the juggling. It may take a while to load. Wait for it.

If you enjoy it, you might also like this rather bitter parody (the parody itself isn't bitter, but the liner notes are).

I still like the first one best. But then I'm not a juggler, so I'm probably more easily impressed than others.

Quote of the Day, 8/29/06

Two today about inner light.

I could not find a picture of Mary Dunbar, and had difficulty even finding out who she was. My best guess is that the Mary Dunbar quoted was a well-known author of cookbooks during the 30's and 40's. Go figure.

Mary Dunbar
We are each gifted in a unique and important way. It is our privilege and our adventure to discover our own special light.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam of light which flashes across his mind from within.

Brain Teaser

Here is another brain teaser from I.Q. Challenge.

Three switches outside a windowless room are connected to three lightbulbs inside the room. How can you determine which switch is connected to each bulb, if you may open the door and enter the room only once?
















The answer is in the comments.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Quote of the Day, 8/28/06

Ray Bradbury has just celebrated his 86th birthday, so I offer three quotes from the man himself:

Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious and anything self-conscious is lousy. You cannot try to do things. You simply must do things.

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I've never doubted myself; I've always been so completely devoted to libraries and books and authors that I couldn't stop to consider for a moment that I was being foolish. I only knew that writing was in itself the only way to live....

...
My stories run up and bite me on the leg-I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off.

More on my brief encounter with Bradbury in the post below.

Ray Bradbury and the Book-Signing

In October of 1992, I was a graduate student at the University of Southern California, when Ray Bradbury came to campus for a pre-Halloween book-signing. It was nearly Christmas-shopping time, and I knew my father was a fan of Bradbury's work, so I resolved to get there and endure any line for the chance to have Bradbury's book with Bradbury's signature.

It was important to me to meet Bradbury and get that signed book for my dad.... Earlier that same year, my dad had spent several weeks in Baystate Hospital's intensive care unit after coming within minutes of dying of septic shock. He was let out the hospital in February, but faced months (even years) of recovery still. Even though he was slowly getting better, when I left for grad school in August I felt I was abandoning my dad in the middle of a crisis.

I remember waiting in line for Bradbury's autograph, and wishing my dad was there himself. When my turn came, I summoned my thoughts and emotions about my dad's illness, and quietly told the author the important points about why I was so happy to meet him and have him sign a book for me. Bradbury told me that he himself had been recently ill, and he hoped for my dad's good health. He was friendly, he looked me in the eye, and he allowed me the extra minute for my special request. In my dad's copy of Yestermorrow, he wrote:
Tom, Stay Well! Ray Bradbury
October 23, 1992


And that was it. One minute with Ray Bradbury, but a quality minute. One short note inside a book, but a message that let me give my father a gift nobody else would have: that book -- with that note -- could only be for my dad.

In a recent interview with Pasadena's KPCC, Bradbury talked about his writing: "I write hours every single day for the last 70 years. So that's how I'm spending my 86th birthday," he said. "You just keep doing it because it's so great."

Ray Bradbury turned 86 just the other day. At the risk of sounding derivative, stay well Mr. Bradbury, and thank you!

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Quote of the Day, 8/27/06

Today's quote comes from a writer who put a unique voice in New York writing.
Damon Runyon
You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year.

Okay good quote, but what comes next is really exciting. While wandering through the various Damon Runyon links this evening, I came across a site where you can listen to old radio shows for free. I'm linking to the Damon Runyon Theater here, and I especially recommend "Idyll of Miss Sarah Brown," this of course being the source for Guys and Dolls.

I believe I now will have to go converse with my father about the other fine and respectable radio programs at Free Old Time Radio Shows to which I should be listening.

Sorry, that was my best Runyonese for this time of day.

Writing Challenge

Manderley, over at The Smug Cloud, has presented a new writing challenge. The task is to write a story of exactly 200 words, using all of these:
discombobulated
blackmail
edacious
namby-pamby
poppycock
vicarious
tawdry
cumbersome
procrastinate
intrigue

I just finished and submitted my entry, and yes, I had a blast writing this! I can't post my story here, but will link to it once the contest entries are up.

Entries are due by September 2. Use this link for more details.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Quote of the Day, 8/26/06

I'll admit to having little appreciation for Ezra Pound's poetry. Even today, I searched for something to include here with this quote, and I struggled with the task.

I'll offer this link to "In the Old Age of the Soul", a poem that says a lot but may take 4 or 5 careful readings to thoroughly understand. Like most of Pound's poetry this one exhausts me, but it has many lines which I find beautiful. Try it, but be patient with it.

Okay, on to the quote of the day, which thankfully, is much more accessible than the poetry.
Ezra Pound
Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand.

No Book's too Young for Me

For all you bloggers out there who've been talking about adults enjoying children's books, I have just one word for you (click for link):


Isn't that a much better word than "kidult" or "adultescent" or any of the other similar words that came before it? It's a word we can be proud of, I think.

Many thanks to Mental Floss for pointing the way on this one.


Key links on this topic:
Go here for Leila's list of young adult books that adults will appreciate.
Go here for Kelly's post with the link to the original article.
Go here for Jen's comments on the article and here for Jen's follow-up with even more great links.

Bonus link for the truly playful:
Go here for Jen's weekend round-up, where she links to this post, and if you keep using these two links (hers and mine), you can make yourself dizzy like when you used to spin yourself to the point of falling down. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

Friday, August 25, 2006

Start Fibbing!

Don't forget to send your fibs in to the Fib Review! The deadline is end of August. The presses are warming up even as we speak.

A Little Poetry for You (A.A. Milne)

It's Poetry Friday! From A. A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh stories, a poem by Eeyore:
Christopher Robin is going.
At least I think he is.
Where?
Nobody knows.
But he is going -
I mean he goes
(To rhyme with "knows")
Do we care?
(To rhyme with "where")
We do
Very much.
(I haven't got a rhyme for that "is" in the second line yet.
Bother).
(Now I haven't got a rhyme for bother. Bother)
Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other
Buther.

Go here for the rest of the poem.

Quote of the Day, 8/25/06

I believe this one is actually the great philospher Pooh himself speaking. It's an interesting idea -- you can't seek out the poem (or story or any other piece of art you might create). You have to let it find you.

A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is to go where they can find you.


Thursday, August 24, 2006

Jim... It's Too Late... We've Lost Pluto









Pluto is no longer a planet.

Many scientists and pundits have weighed in on this debate. So far my favorite ponderings are from columnist David Grimes:
Pluto has always been my favorite planet because it was named after Donald Duck's dog. (If you disagree with this, please send your letters to: P.O. Box 1234, Uninterested, Calif.) Granted, Pluto was a rather minor character in the Disney universe, but let's face it: When you're the ninth planet from the sun, do you really deserve to be called Mickey?

Quote of the Day, 8/24/06

This quote from Pearl S. Buck struck a chord for me:

I love people. I love my family . . . but inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Pleasant Surprises II: Butterflies Dining

I walked out my door this evening and saw this about 3 feet away. Not quite like driving into the middle of a huge balloon festival, but cool nonetheless.


Bad Guys + Bad Gals from Kids' Books

Just a reminder that I'm still seeking contributions to the list of Great Antagonists of Children's Literature . Once I have a decent number, I'll pull them out of comments and put up a new post.



Very very very bad





Bad, but redeemable






Jury is still out