I found a nifty little translator today, that let's you switch from standard English to Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Pirate, etc....
Some of their selections are tasteless. But the Pirate one is a real winner. Test it out with this link.
Oh, and if you click on the picture below, you'll see a snapshot of what the Pirate translator did with my blog.
Added note: The link above works well for translating web sites, but not for entering text. If you want a site where you can enter text and get Pirate-translation back, use this one.