I didn't win the MegaMillions.
I didn't win anything in the Tangathon.
I didn't win (or, I admit, even come close to winning) at bowling during my high-school reunion events.
And I just finished telling a friend that, of course, "I never win anything."
But look. What's that? An email from Robin Brande, author, blogger and benefactress to the sugar-deficient.... An email saying -- are you listening, are you paying attention, are you comprehending the pure joy and beauty of it all? -- I've won chocolate in her monthly chocolate giveaway!
That's right folks. I am a chocolate winner. And really, when it comes to chocolate, we're all winners aren't we?