Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Quote of the Day, 10/10/06: Opinions

Today's quotes are about opinions. I may post more about my opinions in a bit, but I fear some of them might be unpopular. Sigh.

Oscar Wilde
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

E. B. White
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.

Ezra Pound
If a man isn't willing to take some risk for his opinions, either his opinions are no good or he's no good.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.


Today's Tanga Puzzle

... very tough. Thank goodness for hints.

If you play, and don't have the patience to wade through the hint blog, I'll offer a hint here in the comments.

Update: The answer is posted in the comments now, so don't go there if you don't want to see it.

By the way, the points you earn are supposed to be redeemable in some way after the site launches (which is soon), so it might be worth it to have done these puzzles, beyond the fun that is.

Go to Tanga.

Vote for Your Favorite Short Story

Entries are posted for the short story contest over at The Smug Cloud. One of them is mine.

I'd be so grateful if you'd read the bunch -- 5 stories, 200 words each -- and cast a vote.

This contest was similar to the last -- 200 words, including: BAFAB, hyperbole, smarmy, effervescent, mcguffin, serendipity, persnickety, gambit, platitude and custard.

Vote for me! Vote for me! (Only I can't tell you which is mine, darnit.)

UPDATED: Mine was #1. I can tell you now that the contest is over.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Lives in Letters - Postcard from the Past

I'm starting a new series of posts, which I'll try to do on Mondays as regularly as possible. This series is "Lives in Letters" and will be made up of old postcards and old letters that strike me as interesting. Hopefully they'll strike you that way as well.

Postcard
Hotel Thatcher, Biddeford, ME
July 26, 1901
Dear Emma,
Thursday seems to
be the only day for
you to come as I
couldn't get a card
to you earlier than
Wed. Is ten o'clock
A.M. too early for you?
It won't take only about
an hour + a half, if connections
are good, to make the trip + we
will be at #10 at ten
(continued on front of card)
o'clock sharp for you. If you should
happen to miss a car or anything else come
up just 'phone us when you get to Biddeford.
'Phone number is Goodwin's Mills - 9 - 4 (or
9 - ring 4.)
Winnifred

Be sure + bring your friend with you.


Notes:
I'm guessing Emma did not have a telephone as they had to schedule Emma's visit by card correspondence. Back then, the post would come more than once a day, so Winnifred could easily expect a card reply from Emma later on Wednesday to confirm Emma's Thursday visit.

Based on Emma's address, it looks like Emma's journey on Thursday was just under 12 miles. A journey that would take about 20 minutes today took Emma an hour and a half, if connections were good.

The phone instructions ("9 - ring 4") barely need comment, but I also like the use of the apostrophe before phone, to indicate the shortened "telephone."

Who was the friend? "Be sure + bring your friend" as a postscript almost sounds like the friend might be the most important point of the visit.

Quote of the Day, 10/9/06: Letter Writing

It's been a while since I've done quote of the day. Have to get back in the flow of it.

Today's quotes are about letter writing, to tie in with my recent posts on antique postcards and the wonderful messages I am finding in them. I'll post another postcard this evening.

Samuel Johnson
The purpose for which letters are written when no intelligence is communicated or business transacted, is to preserve in the minds of the absent either love or esteem.

Lord Byron
Letter writing is the only device for combining solitude with good company.

Anatole Broyard
In an age like ours, which is not given to letter-writing, we forget what an important part it used to play in people's lives.


The End is Near - Unfortunately!


Just under 4 days until Lemony Snicket's Book the Thirteenth, The End is available at your local bookstore. To get you in the proper mental state, a few tidbits....

First, check out these lovely little videos advertising the final book. I especially like the first one, 12 books in 120 seconds, because, well, it's Tim Curry. But the last is pretty fun too -- sort of goth Bob Dylan. When you watch the videos, pay attention to some letters that serve as clues. If you've already looked at The Beatrice Letters, the message revealed won't come as a surprise, but it's fun nonetheless.

Next, don't forget to read the wonderful quotes Miss Erin is featuring on her blog. She is picking out great bits!

And finally, I offer these bits and pieces from the books so far....

A Series of Unfortunate Events, the dedications:

Book the First: The Bad Beginning
To Beatrice --
darlling, dearest, dead.


Book the Second: The Reptile Room
For Beatrice --
My love for you will live forever.
You, however, did not.


Book the Third: The Wide Window
For Beatrice --
I would much prefer it if you were alive and well.


Book the Fourth: The Miserable Mill
To Beatrice --
My love flew like a butterfly
Until death swooped down like a bat
As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said:
"That's the end of that."


Book the Fifth: The Austere Academy
For Beatrice --
You will always be in my heart,
in my mind,
and in your grave.

Book the Sixth: The Ersatz Elevator
For Beatrice --
When we met, my life began.
Soon afterward, yours ended.

Book the Seventh: The Vile Village
For Beatrice --
When we were together I felt breathless.
Now, you are.

Book the Eighth: The Hostile Hospital

For Beatrice --
Summer without you is as cold as winter.
Winter without you is even colder.

Book the Ninth: The Carnivorous Carnival
For Beatrice --
Our love broke my heart,
and stopped yours.

Book the Tenth: The Slippery Slope
For Beatrice --
When we met, you were pretty, and I was lonely.
Now, I am pretty lonely.

Book the Eleventh: The Grim Grotto
For Beatrice --
Dead women tell no tales.
Sad men write them down.

Book the Twelfth: The Penultimate Peril
For Beatrice --
No one could extinguish my love,
or your house.

The Beatrice Letters
To Beatrice
and
From Her.

Copyright statement from The Unauthorized Autobiography of Lemony Snicket
No part of this book may be used, reproduced, destroyed, tampered with, or eaten without written permission except in the case of brief, possibly coded quotations embodied in critical articles, reviews, and subpoenas. Allegedly printed in the United States of America. For information address HarperCollins Children's Books, a division of HarperCollins Publishers, 1350 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10019, although the people at this publishing house have no idea where the documents enclosed in this book came from. If you recognize yourself in any of the photographs or illustrations in this book you may find yourself in Very Frightening Danger and/or slightly embarrassed but there is nothing you can do about it. Please note that the author has been called a fraud, a criminal, a bestseller, a corpse, a fictional character, an unreliable narrator, an objective flaneur, an embattled gentleman, a magnetic field, an arsonist, and late for dinner by an odd number of dubious authorities. Send help at once. All rights reserved. Wouldn't you rather read about ponies?

Friday, October 06, 2006

A Little Poetry For You (Robert Southey)

My very very late entry to the Poetry Friday fun is one I promised a few weeks ago, the rather grisly Southey poem, "God's Judgment on a Wicked Bishop."

The summer and autumn had been so wet,
That in winter the corn was growing yet,
'Twas a piteous sight to see all around
The grain lie rotting on the ground.

Every day the starving poor
Crowded around Bishop Hatto's door,
For he had a plentiful last-year's store,
And all the neighbourhood could tell
His granaries were furnish'd well.

At last Bishop Hatto appointed a day
To quiet the poor without delay;
He bade them to his great Barn repair,
And they should have food for the winter there.

Rejoiced such tidings good to hear,
The poor folk flock'd from far and near;
The great barn was full as it could hold
Of women and children, and young and old.

Then when he saw it could hold no more,
Bishop Hatto he made fast the door;
And while for mercy on Christ they call,
He set fire to the Barn and burnt them all.

"I'faith 'tis an excellent bonfire!" quoth he,
"And the country is greatly obliged to me,
For ridding it in these times forlorn
Of Rats that only consume the corn."

Go here for the rest of the poem -- it's worth it, if only for the last 4 lines.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Postcard from the Past

Boothbay Harber, Maine
August 16, 1938

Dear Carrie,
It is now two weeks
since I came here, and
I am sure I have been
improving in my legs for
I get about much better.
Our stay is half over,
and then home, but not
the home of a year ago.
- Fred

Click here for more postcards from the past (including: "Have not heard from Wallie yet so don't know how the marmalade arrived.")

For a Taste of Lemon(y Snicket)

Erin, over at Miss Erin, is posting a quote every day from one of the Series of Unfortunate Events books. Head on over and check it out -- she's making great selections that will give you a taste of the writing and the humor.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Words on Wednesday: Messages from Another Century

I made an excursion to one of my favorite antique stores, a little shop in the middle of Deer Isle where I’ve made a couple of cool discoveries in the past. Last year I found some great old sheet music and postcards, which I then framed as bits of retro art. This year I went hunting for the same kind of treasure. Here's what I found:


Postcard Batch 1












I bought this first batch of postcards because the pictures were great. All 4 are from the first half of the 20th century, from Western Massachusetts, not too far from where I grew up. I really like the one with the cars, because the picture is so cheery.


Postcard Batch 2












This batch I also bought for the pictures alone. On the left, two old pictures of Maine which I may frame to add to my collection. The top right picture is an ice jam in Lewiston, Maine in 1909. The ice rose to 74 feet above water level. It’s a pretty remarkable picture. And the bottom right was just a sentimental favorite – it’s view of Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, in Webster, Massachusetts. More on that in just a second.


Postcard Batch 3

















This last group of postcards I bought for the messages written on them. Following are the messages. I included dates where I had them, but they're all penny-postcards, so early 20th century is about right.

Top Left (same lake in Webster, Mass.)
No Date

Natives here say –
This means
“I fish here
You fish there
Noone fishes in the
middle.”

Middle Left (Surf Bass Rocks, Gloucester, Mass.)
July 19, 1912
The hotel - isn’t it a
lovely location.
I am anxiously
waiting for some
news of your health.
Hope you are doing
nicely.
- SEP


Bottom Left (Newton, Mass. Charles River)
No Date

This place is just out of
Boston and your husband will
explain it to you. You tell
him he is an awfully good
man to get you cards etc,
but he isn’t quite so nice
as my husband.


Top Right (Cambridge, Mass. Harvard Old Pump)
April 24, 1908

(front) Do you remember the drink
we had from this pump? B.G.P.
(back) Dear Mamma,
Will try to get a chance
to write you Fri – have
been very busy this week.
This has been a fine day
real warm. As it was a
holiday, “Fast Day,” we went
on a trolly ride to Pinedale
and Massitesic (?) Lake; and
are going to theatre this eve.
Have not heard from Wallie
yet so don’t know how
the marmalade arrived.
I will now get ready for
the theatre. With Love
Blanche

Middle Right (New Library and Memorial Church, Springfield, Mass.)
April 12, 1929
Dear Sunshine and Sunbeams,
I missed you so much, but
thank you for the gladness you
left around you. Auntie and Joe
came 7.30 but Auntie has an awfull
cold. Today we bought that
little house, and I hope it
will be pleasant when you get in it
again. Baby has had a
hard day today. I forgot
all about the 25 cents I
borrowed and you shouldn’t
give Azalia any more money – You spoil her for me.
Happy dreams to you.
May they all come true –
Your Auntie Ada.


Bottom Right (Newton Upper Falls, Mass. Echo Bridge)
February 25, 1909
Dear Flossie
I am on my way
to bring Mother home.
They sent for me
this morning.
- Ida

Sadness and Trembling

I had a wonderful post put together for my "Words on Wednesday" series, and I'd share it with you, but Blogger is not letting me add images. And even though it's a post about words, the pictures do matter in this case.

Sad. (Update: Gave in. Downloaded Firefox. Images uploaded in 2 seconds. Sad no more!)

But I'll use this post just to mention that we had an earthquake here in Maine a couple nights ago. And you'd think, seeing I lived in the heart of Los Angeles during the Northridge (94) quake, and experienced all the aftershocks of greater and lesser magnitude, that I would have recognized this one. The whole house was trembling. There were glasses clinking. It went on for several seconds. All pretty good signs. But no. What did I think? "We don't have earthquakes in Maine. Must be the furnace getting ready to explode or some other such nonsense."

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

I Want to be Lemony Snicket

I've just finished reading book 12. In the past 10 days I've read books 3 - 12. And all I can say is, I really really really want to be Lemony Snicket.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

My Vacation So Far

My vacation so far has been...

1 sinus infection, which I came down with the night before my drive to Maine

1 antibiotics prescription, which my doctor kindly gave me before the trip because I could see this coming like a train on a distant track (a large unfriendly train subject to sudden crashing)

1 80-pack of cough drops (many cough drop wrappers strewn around my car)

3 boxes of kleenex

1 bottle of nyquil (nectar of the gods)

1 bottle of daytime cold medicine (might as well be water for all the good that's doing)

3 Lemony Snicket books read (reading slowly, taking many breaks/naps)

1/10 of a crossword puzzle done (these things are really really hard when you can't think!)

1 lobster roll eaten (I'm sick, not dead)

Hoping the antibiotics kick in by morning, so I'll be coherent enough to start enjoying the trip.

UGH.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Okay, but How Bad is BAD?

When she was bad, she was very very bad...

While I'm away, I'm leaving you with this survey.

I've taken all the antagonists we collected in the Great Antagonists list, and asking you to rate them from pure-good to pure-evil.

Great Antagonists of Children's Literature - Evil Meter Survey

When I get back, I'll tally the results, and we can see who the worst offenders are, and who may still be redeemed.

Note: there are 242 to rate, but only rate the ones you know. It should go pretty fast that way.

Note: spread the word!

Thanks!

Friday, September 29, 2006

Blogging Will be Intermittent for Next Week

I'm off to the wilds of Maine for a week. No sailing, just a few crosswords and a lot of reading. Here are the books I'm bringing to read this week:
Series of Unfortunate Events #4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
The Unauthorized Autobiography of Lemony Snicket
The Beatrice Letters

(can you tell I'm getting ready for #13 to arrive?)

Water Street (loved the cover)
A Northern Light
Fly By Night
Eragon (on to-be-read list for much too long)
Eldest (ditto)
The Amulet of Samarkand (ditto)
The Stolen Child
The Immortal Game
Dragon Fire
Forgetfulness
The Children's Blizzard
Salem's Lot (ditto)
S is for Silence (ditto)
A Death in Belmont (ditto)
Monday Mourning (ditto)

2 others in the car that I don't remember

And Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, to re-read


27 books. Hmmmmm.... I wish I were more decisive, because these books are heavy!

Anyhow, between the books I do read, the puzzles, the general vegetative state, and the dial-up connection, I am betting on little to no blogging for the coming week. I'll try to post if I can, but otherwise, I'll be back on track October 9.

Cheers!

Quote of the Day, 9/29/06

Today, I'm thinking about seeds....

Muriel Rukeyser
Nourish beginnings, let us nourish beginnings. Not all things are blest, but the seeds of all things are blest.The blessing is in the seed.

Robert Louis Stevenson
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

Robert H. Schuller
Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number of apples in a seed.


Seed Prayers

Seed Prayers

I pray you’ll be safe.
I pray for your family.
I wait, breath held these long months,
For the brittle crunch as your other shoe drops.

I would hold out my hand to you
But my hand holds no grace, no welcome, no answers.

If I were to give you a gift –
Some talisman to represent my prayers –
It would be a seed for fresh planting.
No magic acorn to give you a tree of solid gold.
Just one ordinary seed – maybe a tomato, or a marigold.
Something beautiful, something hardy.

For now I offer nothing but the prayers,
And the prayer that the prayers will take root.

A Little Poetry for You (Bill Watterson)

For Poetry Friday this week, I'm going with something from Bill Watterson's The Essential Calvin and Hobbes.

A Nauseous Nocturne

Another night deprived of slumber,
Hours passing without number,
My eyes trace 'round the room. I lay

Dripping sweat and now quite certain
That tonight the final curtain
Drops upon my short life's precious play.

From the darkness, by the closet
Comes a noise, much like a faucet
Makes: a madd'ning drip-drip-dripping sound.

It seems some ill-proportioned beast,
Anticipating me deceased,
Is drooling poison puddles on the ground.


For the rest of this poem, use this link here.

For more Calvin and Hobbes poetry, use this link.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/28/06

Today's quotes, thinking about puzzles and brain-games, are about the brain.
Robert Frost
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

Isaac Asimov
The human brain, then, is the most complicated organization of matter that we know.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with a lot of other things, so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it. Now the skillful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and can distend to any extent. Depend upon it - there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones.

New Puzzle Addiction

I'm newly addicted to the puzzles over at Tanga. (Many thanks to Eric Berlin for adding another controlled substance to my life.)

The puzzles only run till October 13, but they're worth a look. Some are pretty easy, some infernally difficult. Thank goodness, there's a cheat site, er, blog with helpful hints you can check out too.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/27/06

Beautiful and ugly language....

Gore Vidal
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

Elias Canetti
There is no such thing as an ugly language. Today I hear every language as if it were the only one, and when I hear of one that is dying, it overwhelms me as though it were the death of the Earth.

Douglas Adams
It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear.

Words on Wednesday: Beautiful and Ugly Words

For this week's Words on Wednesday installment, I'm looking back at this quirky-but-fun site I stumbled on a few weeks ago, and the beautiful (and not-so-beautiful) words page.

Here are a few of the most beautiful words:
asphodel
fawn
dawn
chalice
anemone
tranquil
hush

Here are a few of the ugliest words:

fructify
kumquat
quahog
crepuscular
kakkak
gargoyle
cacophonous


Looking around the web, I came across these further suggestions:

Beautiful words
imbroglio
gossamer
ephemeral
susurrous

Ugly words
texts
angst
gobbledygook
carbuncle

Here are my votes for other beautiful words
lily
synesthesia
illusive
hallowed

Here are my votes for other ugly words
turkey
edited
hacker
hiccough or hiccup

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

A Quick Sailing Journal - Pictorial

View from a sailboat #1


















View from a sailboat #2



















View from a sailboat #3



















First Mate and Captain

Quote of the Day, 9/26/06

I'm back from sailing, and taking a few days to recover before I head back to Maine for more rest and relaxation. Yeah yeah, tough life.

Sailing was wonderful. Cold. A little rainy. Beautiful. And windy....

Winston Churchill

Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving: To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor.

Maxwell Bodenheim

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the color of the wind.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/25/06

A quote for while I'm away....

Benjamin Franklin
The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/24/06

A quote for while I'm away... (back Tuesday!)

Thomas a Kempis
When a man is out of sight, it is not too long before he is out of mind.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/23/06

A quote for while I'm away... (back Tuesday!)
Ashleigh Brilliant
Sometimes I need what only you can provide - your absence.

Friday, September 22, 2006

A Little Poetry for You (Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

From Elizabeth Barrett Browning's Sonnets from the Portuguese:

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.

Click here for the rest of this poem.

Quote of the Day, 9/22/06

Following from yesterday's "artists on music" quotes, here are a few quotes about color and painting, from the perspective of musicians.

Arthur Rubinstein
I'm passionately involved in life: I love its change, its color, its movement. To be alive, to be able to see, to walk, to have houses, music, paintings - it's all a miracle.

Luciano Pavarotti
It's better to have a good acoustic, so you use all the color of your voice.

Leopold Stokowski
A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence.

Robert Schumann
The painter turns a poem into a painting; the musician sets a picture to music.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Sailing Again?

Yep, I'm heading out. Will post if I can on Friday, and then sporadically over the next two weeks.

Talk amongst yourselves....

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/21/06

Today's quotes are about harmony, from the perspective of famous painters. I like this because I went looking for things related to musical harmony, and found canvas instead. For fun, I've linked each artist's name to one of their paintings that I particularly like. I also went with self-portraits for each artist, just for fun.

Vincent Van Gogh

Still, there is a calm, pure harmony, and music inside of me.

Georges Seurat

Art is harmony. Harmony is the analogy of contrary and of similar elements of tone, of color and of line, conditioned by the dominate key, and under the influence of a particular light, in gay, calm, or sad combinations.

Pablo Picasso

The hidden harmony is better than the obvious.

Quote of the Day, 9/20/06

On silence... the good, the bad and the ugly:

Mother Teresa
We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls.

Martin Luther King, Jr.
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

George Bernard Shaw
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

Words on Wednesday: Quote Puzzler

For this week's Words on Wednesday issue, I offer a review of a nifty little site called Quote Puzzler. The puzzles on this site are great for bending and stretching the mind, shaking out the cobwebs, and engaging in a little healthy competition. Oh, and there are prizes and a good chat forum too. Here are the games you'll find at QP:

The Free Games

X-Words - Race against the clock to fill in the missing letters from 5 five-letter words.

My Secret Word - Find the right letters and arrange them to discover the secret word.

In and Out - Similar to hangman, only with each alternating guess you choose a letter that IS in the word, or is NOT in the word.

Word Builder - You are given 12 tiles to place on a game board where a word is already placed. Play and scoring are roughly similar to Scrabble, however, with 12 tiles to play, the word possibilities are better.

The Subscription Games (also available for one week to try without paid subscription)

Top Letters - Use 20 letters to make the best words possible in the shortest time. Each letter may only be used once, and you can make up to 4 total words. Letters in the first word count 4 times, in the second word, 3 times, etc.

Triplet Scramble - Rearrange blocks of letters to spell out a brief quotation.

Quote Puzzler - As the site's creator says, "You can get a Quote Of The Day anywhere...only Quote Puzzler is so cruel we make you unscramble it first."

Coming Soon

In beta testing now, and due to be added to the live mix any moment, is my favorite of all the games, "The Honeycomb."

The Honeycomb - Build words in a hexagonal grid. Use double-letter boxes, bonus points for longer words, and backwards/forwards words to really amp up your score.


Here's a link to some nice things people say about the site. But truly, the best way to sell yourself on it is to try it.

Feel like you don't have time to go to a puzzle site? Well... excluding The Honeycomb and Word Builder, the games above take about 10 minutes to do, in total. The Honeycomb and Word Builder are at your own pace, so you can take as little or as much time as you like. Generally, I take 10 to 15 minutes on Word Builder and 30 on The Honeycomb, so I'm done with all my puzzles in under an hour.

Then I spend 23 hours waiting for the next day's puzzles.

Where's Miss Manners When I Need Her?

Who does these things? It confounds me that there are actually people out there who do things so far beyond the scope of decent behavior....
Who brings their 3 young sons out to a nice neighborhood restaurant, and lets each of the boys watch his personal DVD player at the table? (Yes, 3 sons, 3 personal DVD players. Oh, and a raving lunatic mother who was miserable to the one boy who chose not to watch his DVD.)

Who picks up a pear from a box of free pears, takes a few bites, and then drops the half-eaten pear on the sidewalk? (Sorry, the fact that there are other pears there that have fallen from the tree does not make the sidewalk your trash barrel!)

Who emails an old friend and dis-invites her from officiating or even attending his wedding because she is "too fragile" from post-traumatic stress and might make a scene during his special day? (Thank goodness I don't know the couple well enough to have been invited in the first place!)

Miss Manners might not be enough for these three. I think I need Roz from Night Court.

These are my rants for the week. Feel free to add yours in the comments.

Great Antagonists of Children's Literature - the Winner!

And the winner is... Little Willow!

Some interesting contest info:

- Little Willow submitted 86 entries, accounting for over 1/3 of the total bad guys/gals on the list. I am wondering if Little Willow has the same fascination with badness in children's lit that I do. Or perhaps just a fascination with free coffee.

- I selected the winner by putting a random number next to each entry in an excel spreadsheet, and then picking the lowest. That was Little Willow. For kicks, I tried picking the highest to see what would have happened. That was Little Willow.

- I also want to give a special thanks to Erin, who sent in 36 bad guys/gals for the list. Erin, while I never mentioned a second prize, I do have a couple of free Starbucks beverage coupons I'd love to send your way.

- There were 22 total contributers to this list (not including me), and I am extremely grateful to all of you!

Becky
Christine M
Daisy
Eliza
Erin
Gregory K
Jen
Robinson
Julie Danielson
Kimmy
Leila the great
Libby
Little Willow
Loosy
Mary Lee
Readfaced
Renee
RM1(SS) (ret)
Stephanie
Stidmama
TadMack
Thebookdragon
Tim

Well, the contest is done, but the list is still open. So if you think of any more, please feel free to send them my way at any time.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

One Night in Bangkok

So, yeah, there was a coup in Thailand today.

"The coup went largely unnoticed in Bangkok’s popular tourist districts, where foreigners packed bars and cabarets, oblivious to the activity about two miles away."

3 Things to be Cautious of When Picking Pears

1. When you pick one pear, it is possible that 6 others will fall in sympathy. One or more of these may hit you. Most will land on the pavement, and splatter... on your shoes.

2. When you use the fantastic pear picker like mine (see this post), it has a nasty habit of getting stuck in the branches. You can wrangle it free without too much effort, but the tugging at the tree may also induce sympathy pear suicides (see # 1).

3. Your local squirrels will not admire you. In fact, they will scamper immediately to the tree where you are picking, and to the branch you are trying to pick from. They will then glare down at you while trembling in a "ready to pounce" stance. When you move to the other tree, they will follow. If you persist, they will shake the branches of the trees to induce further pear suicides (see #1). If you manage to annoy them enough to leave, they will go to the top of your roof, again poised for pouncing, and they will holler squirrel obscenities at you while you pick pears off their trees.

Note: this picture is not MY squirrel, but it could be.

More in the Spirit of Being Brief

Drunken Volcano
condenses The New Yorker
into haiku form.



Link via A Year of Reading.

Quote of the Day, 9/19/06

To balance the very loooooooong posts from yesterday, I will be brief today.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.

William Shakespeare (Hamlet)
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief.

Baltasar Gracian
Good things, when short, are twice as good.

Antagonists Contest - Deadline 9PM Eastern

We are up to 226 Great Antagonists of Children's Literature, with just 9 hours to go.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/18/06

In honor of Constitution Day (which celebrates the day the Constitutiton was signed), some quotes from John Adams.

I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.
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The United States of America have exhibited, perhaps, the first example of governments erected on the simple principles of nature; and if men are now sufficiently enlightened to disabuse themselves of artifice, imposture, hypocrisy, and superstition, they will consider this event as an era in their history. Although the detail of the formation of the American governments is at present little known or regarded either in Europe or in America, it may hereafter become an object of curiosity. It will never be pretended that any persons employed in that service had interviews with the gods, or were in any degree under the influence of Heaven, more than those at work upon ships or houses, or laboring in merchandise or agriculture; it will forever be acknowledged that these governments were contrived merely by the use of reason and the senses.
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I am well aware of the toil and blood and treasure that it will cost to maintain this Declaration, and support and defend these States. Yet through all the gloom I can see the rays of ravishing light and glory. I can see that the end is worth more than the means.

New York Stuff for New York Junkies

Thanks to Tom's contest for Buy-a-Friend-a-Book week, I was introduced to a wonderful site full of all sorts of cool New York City trivia and pictures. I've already ordered three copies of the book, based on 15 minutes spent in fascinated browsing through the site.

Check out Forgotten New York. The site is wonderful. And the book comes out next week.

Happy Constitution and Citizenship Day!

Today is Constitution and Citizenship Day (observed today, the actual holiday being September 17).

In honor of this occasion, here are some interesting points, courtesy of Constitution Facts:

The U.S. Constitution has 4,440 words. It is the oldest and the shortest written constitution of any government in the world.
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Of the typographical errors in the Constitution, the misspelling of the word Pensylvania” above the signers’ names is probably the most glaring.
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Thomas Jefferson did not sign the Constitution. He was in France during the Convention, where he served as the U.S. minister. John Adams was serving as the U.S. minister to Great Britain during the Constitutional Convention and did not attend either.
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The oldest person to sign the Constitution was Benjamin Franklin (81). The youngest was Jonathan Dayton of New Jersey (26).
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The word “democracy” does not appear once in the Constitution.
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When the Constitution was signed, the United States’ population was 4 million. It is now more than 300 million. Philadelphia was the nation’s largest city, with 40,000 inhabitants.
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There was a proposal at the Constitutional Convention to limit the standing army for the country to 5,000 men. George Washington sarcastically agreed with this proposal as long as a stipulation was added that no invading army could number more than 3,000 troops!
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There was initially a question as to how to address the President. The Senate proposed that he be addressed as “His Highness the President of the United States of America and Protector of their Liberties.” Both the House of Representatives and the Senate compromised on the use of “President of the United States.”

Go here for the entire list of Constitution facts and use this Constitution Facts link for all sorts of games, quizzes, documents and other cool things related to U.S. historical documents.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Quote of the Day, 9/17/06

People born on this day: William Carlos Williams (physician and poet) and Hank Williams (song writer and singer... no relation). To mark the day, I'm looking at quotes from both, side by side.
Hank Williams

A song ain't nothin' in the world but a story just wrote with music to it.
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A good song is a good song, and if I'm lucky enough to write it, well....! I get more kick out of writing than I do singing. I reckon I've written a thousand songs and had over 300 published.

-- From "Cold, Cold Heart"

There was a time when I believed that you belonged to me
But now I know your heart is shackled to a memory
The more I learn to care for you the more we drift apart
Why can’t I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart


William Carlos Williams


Poets are damned but they are not blind, they see with the eyes of the angels.
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When they ask me, as of late they frequently do, how I have for so many years continued an equal interest in medicine and the poem, I reply that they amount for me to nearly the same thing.

-- "Pastoral"

THE little sparrows
hop ingenuously
about the pavement
quarreling
with sharp voices
over those things
that interest
them.
But we who are wiser
shut ourselves in
on either hand
and
no one knows
whether we think good
or evil.

...................Meanwhile,
the old man who goes about
gathering dog-lime
walks in the gutter
without looking up
and his tread
is more majestic than
that of
the Episcopal minister
approaching the pulpit
of a Sunday.
.......These things
astonish me beyond
words.


Raise Your Hand if You've Ever

Raise your hand if you've ever dragged a wagon around the neighborhood selling vegetables from your family's over-producing garden.

I have! At least once it was for the Jerry Lewis telethon, so I had a good cause behind me. But my friend Dori was a raging capitalist as a child, and used to coax me into all sorts of neighborhood sales efforts. At one point, we even discussed going into business selling illustrated poems (I would provide the verse, she the art). That one never panned out, but we sold an impressive amount of candy bars, greeting cards, zucchini and squash.

This afternoon a small cluster of children went up and down my street hollering "Tomatoes! 25 cents! Tomatoes! 25 cents!"

Capitalism is alive and well in today's 7-year-olds. I'm not so sure about fair market pricing: they were cherry tomatoes.

206 Bad Guys Captured!

Yeeee haaaa!

And Little Willow has just taken a decided lead in the # of entries.

Still accepting entries to the contest until 9PM (EDT) Tuesday.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

148 Bad Guys Captured So Far

With just under 4 days to go in the Great Antagonists of Children's Literature contest, we are up to 148 bad guys captured.

I'd love to get to 200. Is it possible?

Erin has certainly done her part. So far 25 of our antagonists have come from her suggestions. That's 25 chances to win the free coffee. Better than a 1 in 6 chance.