Thursday, December 28, 2006

Quote of the Day, 12/28/06: New Year's Wit

Some quotes about New Year's to make you smile.

P. J. O'Rourke
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Oscar Wilde
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

Mark Twain
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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