A sampling of the funniest passages in children's literature:
Mother Reader: I am a bachelorette. A bachelorette is when your boyfriend named Ricardo dumps you at recess. (Junie B. Jones)
Erin: If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. (The Wide Window)
Little Willow: Salt. Wound. Together at last. (13 Little Blue Envelopes)
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Thanks for the quote! I'll add this to the compilation, which at some point I'll publish here.
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